Do whatever you like ... really, it's fine

Listen, I'm tired of that other thread. The wielding of the titantium beaver. Here's the deal:

Make a wish, or express a sentiment, or observation ... we don't care.

Respond how you like. There are no "rules" here. There is no "one way of doing things". Sheesh.

Consider this Laissez-Faire Corrupt the wish.

I'll start:

I wish Mourning Doves tasted as sweet as their songs are sad.