Two dollars, see. Two dollars for 24.50 oz. That's a bargain, see, a good price.

I don't know how to tell this story, see, so I figure to start from the beginning.

We were headed to colonize this new planet. Fourteen of us, see, settled down for a 15 year nap. I woke up stuck in my cryo-tube, see, and so were my friends. A big, hairy monster was eatin' 'em, right from the tubes. The monster ate all my friends, see, and came over to me.

He opened my cryo-tube.

I told 'im, I said "Don't be a scumbag!" and I ate him, see.

But I was all alone after that and it was like I had eaten my friends along with that big hairy monster. I never been left holdin' the yogurt so bad in my life, see. Just standin' there, holdin' the yogurt.